💕Dream Chocolate Bar Adventure 🍫
Are you ready to hear about my dream chocolate bar? Well, hold on to your taste buds, because this is going to be a wild ride! #ChocolateLover #DreamingBig
First off, let’s start with the basics: dark chocolate. Mmm, so rich and decadent – the perfect foundation for any good chocolate bar. But we’re not stopping there. Oh no, my friends. We’re just getting started. 🤩
Next up, we’re going to add in some…wait for it…anchovy paste. Yes, you heard me right. Anchovy paste. I know what you’re thinking: “What on earth possessed her to add fish to chocolate?” But trust me, it’s going to work. The saltiness of the anchovies will perfectly balance out the sweetness of the chocolate. 🐟
But we’re not done yet. We’re going to add in some other…interesting ingredients. How about some salty caramel? And 🌶 jalapeños for a little kick?
Okay, okay, I can see the look of horror on your face. But don’t worry, folks! 😂 I’m just kidding. I would never create such a monstrosity.
In reality, I love Purakia… chocolate tubes filled with chocolate frosting. But, let’s be honest, it’s not the healthiest option out there. When I’m trying to watch my waistline, I usually turn to Nestle chocolate bars. Do I enjoy them? Not really. They’re just a substitute for the real thing.
That’s why, in the end, I’ve decided to quit chocolate altogether and opt for a good ice cream every other day. It’s a sweet indulgence that won’t wreck my diet.
So there you have it, folks. My dream chocolate bar is nothing more than a fantasy. But hey, a girl can dream, can’t she? 💕 💭🍫🌶🍦
Julia Kalman 